middleearthians:

    pixalry:

    Middle Earth Travel Posters - Created by The Green Dragon Inn

    Prints are available for sale on Etsy.

    Middle-Earthians welcome here!

    (via kiingthranduil)

  1. oldst0rms:

    constant-continuum:

    drakewinzz:

    dolliecrave:

    Pass this on Tumblr

    This is actually pretty important

    very important information

    do you know how much i would have benefited from this two years ago when i wasn’t a fucking child

    (via wanderwithme-itsallforfree)

  2. Wade Wilson… I mean Deadpool ~

    (Source: icathier, via brandondominguez)

    intrepid-hallucinations:

    hooks-and-chains:

    avianawareness:

    asgardandbeyond:

    giraffepoliceforce:

    altering-cave:

    So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.

    Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.

    that was the best safe-sex talk ever.

    Why I am suspicious of those who say they got pregnant because a condom “broke”… 

    HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER USED A CONDOM. HAVE ANY OF YOU HAD SEX YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CONDOMS. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’m sick of this shit. Just because a condom has a tensile force high enough to withstand inflation does not mean it can comfortably fit any penis. No one wants latex literally stretched against a boner like it is in this pic. A condom that is too small causes added friction which can lead to the condom tearing. If someone tells you it is too small, you LISTEN. YOU DO NOT HAVE RAW SEX WITH THEM. THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM SAYING. YOU GO BUY A MAGNUM. There are even sizes above that. SO NO THERE IS NO EXCUSE TO SAY THAT A PERSON CANNOT WEAR ANY CONDOMS BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO DO NOT FIT IN CERTAIN SIZES. And whoever the fuck said they don’t believe condoms break is literally fucking stupid as hell. You didn’t even try to think you slut shaming ignorant ass. Condoms do not break from things not fitting in them. They break due to frictional forces without sufficient lubricant and air bubbles trapped in the reservoir tip that push through the latex upon ejaculation. Proper application requires that the tip be pinched to remove this air while it is rolled down the shaft. Very few people know this due to the rampant lack of appropriate sex ed. Proper condom application technique and education is crucial to effective birth control and STI protection. So before you go spouting your ignorant crap, how bout you think about your penised partner and the overall function of a condom and try to spread real education rather than shaming people.

    Thank you for articulating what most cannot even comprehend. <3

    (Source: wiggllytuff, via scatteringstarslikesprinkles)

  3. How to color eggs with onion shells.

    wewantwow:

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    This must be the most beautiful DIY tutorial I have ever seen. And it so happens to be in style of this weekend. Found on Ulicam, a very nice blog by Ulrika Kestere, photographer and illustrator. For the whole tutorial and lot’s of inspiration, click here.

    (via o-d-d-i-t-y)

  4. phoenix-is-so-done:

    zzazu:

    britney2007spears:

    joebarborak:

    thepurdypurdy:

    THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

    To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

    Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

    In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

    The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

    The people that work there really don’t care.

    u lived in a k-mart

    This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

    I know what I’m doing this weekend.

    (via somethingraptored)

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    devilenoshima:

    Daenerys Targaryen. 1x01/3x10

    (via classiestpenguin)

    Borderlands - Meet the Vault Hunters

    (Source: delsinsfire, via raw-shock)

    for-science-sake:

    The Sea Angel (Gymnosomata) Is a group of sea slug that grow no larger than 5cm. These obscure little creatures are found in a wide range of habitats from polar to tropical regions of the sea. 

    (via quitecliterally-darling)

  6. "Not without knowing what’s out there!"

    (via wifi-wizerd)

    Summer with the akatsuki {x}

    (Source: swag-kura, via theeyeofthetigger)

    samssamulet:

    the last one though lol

    (Source: amroyounes, via devourthemessiah)

  7. derpiiesart:

    Pufferfish Eren

    (via i-am-lalonde)



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